Image No. 1, allegedly taken near Thumb Butte.
By Agent Deep Black
[Image No. 1]
Recent photograph taken near Thumb Butte, Prescott, Arizona, USA. Photographer wishes to remain anonymous.
Analysis:
Photographer claims to be “a hiker” traversing trails near Thumb Butte. Hiker’s dog barking drew attention to this “Bigfoot”- type bipedal creature approximately 30 feet from the trail. Hiker shot this photo with a cellular phone camera before creature rapidly left the area. Hiker also noted a “foul smell.”
Conclusion:
After interview with nervous hiker. Agent Black concludes hiker is a hoaxer. Furthermore, this picture is simply of too high quality to be shot by a cellular phone.
Recommendation:
Use cell phones for making telephone calls; use cameras for photography.
End of report.
Image No. 2, allegedly taken at the Grand Canyon.
[Image No. 2]
This photograph was recently received in a plain manila envelope and contained no return address.
Analysis:
There are approximately 75 people in this photograph and none of them noticed the UFO. This is not unusual; studies of vacationers has shown that most don’t actually look at the place they’re visiting longer than it takes to make a photograph. Most vacationers’ attention is fixated on mealtimes or inappropriately dressed scantily clad (usually French) female tourists, in that order. Discoveries of anomalous objects are often discovered only upon returning home and viewing pictures on big-screen TVs.
Computer analysis of the image shows the scene to be in sharp focus but the UFO itself is motion-blurred. Given the metadata of 1/1000 second shutter speed measured against the blur of the UFO an airspeed of 20,000 mph is estimated.
Conclusion:
The photographer’s timing was lucky. Library cross-reference shows this to be a Pleiadian Beamship type craft. Pleiadian Aliens are known to be Enlightened Beings and are not the probing type of Greys usually encountered by humans. Analysis of trajectory indicates a landing site in Sedona which is a frequent “recharging station” for the beamships’ crystal drive. A secondary theory could be that they were making a beer run for a VIP passenger formerly known as Elvis Presley.
End of report.
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Agent Deep Black files reports from The Bunker at an undisclosed location somewhere underground in Yavapai County. Contact him at Dale@Cybertrails.Com.
Tags: Agent Deep Black, Bigfoot, Elvis Presley, Grand Canyon, Pleiadian Aliens, Thumb Butte, UFO
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