While listening to “A Little Less Conversation”
Bergen: Who sings this?
Mom: Elvis Presley.
Bergen: I hate him.
Mom: Why?
Bergen: He smokes.
Mom: No he doesn’t. How do you know?
Bergen: Because when we ate at Dillon’s, I saw him outside smoking.
Mom: Bergen, that was an Elvis impersonator. The real Elvis is dead.
Source:
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