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Today we wish a pair of fond Happy Birthdays to Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, born in 1986. These young actresses are probably well-known enough to not need any further introduction.
Just the other day I was wondering something. What if somebody did a religion in which our Grand Wazoo dresses up in a grass skirt merrily festooned with rhinestones and wears a coconut-shell hat and intones a mystic incantation in Swahili, proclaiming that this stack of blueberry pancakes and jug of orange juice in front of him is being magically transformed into the Body and Blood of Elvis Presley.
Gosh, gee, what a weird religion!
It's almost the same as a priest dressing up in a grandiose drag-queen outfit and taking some bread baked by one of the church ladies and some wine that Port O' Call Liquors gives us a good deal on and intoning a mystic incantation that turns them into the body and blood of ... !?!?!? Hey! That's what we do!!!!!
Yup! We've got a weird religion, all right!
Well anyhow, yesterday it sorta half-way rained all day. Nothing much else happened except that our ancient cat Fish Breath has taken a great liking to crossword puzzles. I sit down in the chair and pick up my crossword puzzle and he tries to help me fill it out. Needless to say, his opinions frequently differ from mine.
Today looks like it's gonna be a great day. No rain, not too hot, and we're scheduled to mow the graveyard this afternoon. We've also got some hedges to trim, and the youth group has promised to help with that. Of course, the track record shows that when the youth group does stuff, their mommies come and do most of the actual work.
But hey, we'll happily take any participation we can get!
Happy Participating!
OrneryPest
